Spencer -- I Don't Have Time to Beat Up Wahler

Spencer PrattSpencer Pratt just released the following statement to TMZ regarding Jason Wahler's homophobic verbal attack on "The Hills" star last night:

"If I were to beat up every homophobic racist loser that challenged me to a fight – I wouldn't have time to be the most famous person in the world. I'll pray for Jason Wahler."

Wahler Drops a Little Homophobia on Spencer

Challenging Spencer Pratt to a fight is one thing -- but calling him "a little f*ggot," like former MTV reality jerk Jason Wahler did last night outside of Apple, just ain't cool.

Even Spencer will admit he's a poser, but Wahler took it a bit too far.

The Evolution of a Socialite

International socialites like Paris Hilton, Ivana Trump and Donatella Versace have been around forever.

Paris Hilton, Ivana Trump, Donatella Versace

All three ageless biological females used their blonde forces for good at the same amfAR charity event in Cannes on Thursday.

These ladies are not only filthy rich, they're beautiful inside.

Sarah Michelle Gellar -- Flowin', Showin'

With the help of a nice New York breeze and a thin maternity sundress, Sarah Michelle Gellar displayed the growing home of her mini Freddie Prinze Jr.

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buffy's chosen one is due in the fall.

Tara Reid: One Step at a Time

Rehabbed former actress Tara Reid continued on her downward spiral ... as she attempted to maneuver a flight of stairs at an event in Cannes this weekend.

The 33-year-old has made a triumphant return since checking into Promises Treatment Facility late last year.

Diddy's Fant-ass-tic Weekend in Vegas

Diddy wasn't lying when he Tweeted he was "at the pool party at MGM grand in Vegas!!!! Ass everywhere!!!!" -- may we present Exhibit A.

The House That 'Slumdog Millionaire' Didn't Build

After not being sold by her father, "Slumdog Millionaire" star Rubina Ali signs autographs for the tourists who come to check out the dilapidated structure that is her home in Mumbai.

The big screen TV on the wall does wonders for the place.

Bill Clinton & The Fanny

Bill Clinton gave Fran Drescher a hand at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna this weekend.

The former President likes to keep his fingers on the pulse of the important issues.

Dolla Shooting Suspect Booked for Murder

The man police arrested at LAX yesterday after the shooting death of rapper Dolla has been booked for murder.

23-year-old Aubrey Berry was booked early this morning and his bail was set at $1,000,000.

Cops say two other "persons of interest" -- who were allegedly at the airport with Berry at the time of the shooting -- are being questioned.

Mila Kunis -- What's Your Handicap?

She did star in "Krippendorf's Tribe" -- so maybe Mila Kunis deserved to park in a handicapped spot during a coffee run in L.A. yesterday ... right?

Ron White -- Fine with a Fine

Ron White was crackin' jokes about that stupid attempt to fine him for firing up a cigar in North Dakota -- but it still might be the State gettin' the last laugh.


TMZ ran into Ron outside Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills yesterday, where the funnyman finally addressed that dumb ass complaint filed by a plain-clothed officer in Bismarck who says he witnessed White breaking a city ordinance against smoking in a public place.

White seemed to be under the impression that he was off the hook -- but according to the Bismark City Attorney, Ron isn't out of the woods yet -- and will still probably have to pay that $100 fine -- chump change to a guy rollin' around the BH in a Bentley.

'Dog' Chases Car, Car Crashes, Perp Escapes

"Dog" Chapman was chasing one badass perp last night in Colorado -- so badass, in fact, that the guy was still able to escape Dog's grip after getting into a bad car accident.

Cops say just before midnight last night, Dog was tailing a guy who was wanted for being a no-show for a felony narcotics violation. According to KKTV, the dude's car suddenly crashed, rolling over in the process.

Not to be discouraged, cops say the perp jumped out of the wreckage and took off on foot -- and got away.

Now that's giving 110%.

Miss CA: On a windy day, you can see my nips

Miss California's fate in Trump's Hands

Trump is holding a press conference in an hour to announce Miss California's fate after all the drama a scantily clad photos surrounding her crown... Outcome coming soon!

Bruno's Anus (Sacha Baron Cohen)

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