OctoMom offered free Porn Star Nannies

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick. We're pretty sure she'll say no -- but Octo just said she fired her Angels in Waiting nannies, so who knows?
-Read letter from Vivid to OctoMom here-

Jake & Hope's Key West Wedding

Need I say more...

From the Beaches of Key West

I heart my new flip

Lindsay Lohan Wanted Woman

Lindsay Lohan is technically a wanted woman, but it's unlikely she'll be arrested before her showdown in court tomorrow. As reported, a Beverly Hills judge issued the warrant Friday after honchos from the alcohol ed program claimed Lindsay wasn't complying with the terms of her probation. We're told the alleged violation is not about her using drugs or alcohol -- it's about enrollment in the program... something her new lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, calls a "misunderstanding."

Cops were called to Sam's home yesterday after Sam and Lindsay got in a nuclear argument. Police went to the door but Lindsay and Sam wouldn't open it. LAPD sources say they will not arrest Lindsay on the warrant, partly because of confusion over the manner in which it was issued.

Lindsay is in hiding now. She won't go near Bev Hills because cops there will arrest her if they find her.

Reports from yesterday (march 14) @ Sam's House:
UPDATE: 4:22 PM ET All police units have left Sam's house, but her car is still in the driveway. We're told during their argument, Lindsay allegedly threw something and a window was broken.

UPDATE: 3:49 PM ET Three LAPD cops were knocking at the door, trying to get Lindsay and Sam to open it but they would not. One of the cops was pacing the property. The cops have left the front door but they're still in the area. One of the cars left the house but is parked up the street. Word is they may arrest Lindsay and take her to jail.

UPDATE 3:40 PM ET: The cops now tell us they were called for a disturbance and not there to arrest Lindsay.

Sam and Lindsay have gotten into a nuclear fight at Sam's house. The police are at their front door to talk to Lindsay and Sam but they will not open the door. The two are definitely still in the house.

We're told the police are trying to serve Lindsay her warrant.

Rhianna Chris Brown: Book Deal!?

Sources are now saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown will be writing a book about domestic violence. It said they will use the book to go on a press tour together. Chris Brown is said to go into detail at the time about the Rihanna situation. The book tour will include both parties, doctors and specialist knowledgeable on the subject of domestic violence.

Apple's Steve Woziak Struck by the 'Dancing with the Stars' Curse

The injuries on 'Dancing with the Stars' continue to mount - Gilles Marini suffered a separated shoulder and now Apple computer co-founder Steve Wozniak is snapped wearing a cast. Good thing he has that hacked Segway to fly around in. But apple fans don't fear Woz will not be leaving the show. Steve has vowed that next week's performance will be "wild and fast, and all-over and crazy and fun, just like the first one."

Shaq & Grant Hill - A Magic Game Reuinion!

The Phoenix Suns played the Magic tonight. That meant Grant Hill and Shaq were back in the Orlando Arena. The arena was extra hyped tonight with the players in town. I was pleasantly surprised by Steve Nash playing as well. That kid sure can ball. Another game is up ahead friday... too bad my friend Haley won't be in town anymore to go with me.

Busch Gardens Tampa

I spent my Valentines Day this year at Busch Gardens. It was pretty awesome to spend the day with animals and roller coasters. The last time I went to Busch Gardens was with my middle school boyfriend and his dad... a very long time ago. The one dissapointing thing was the the Beer Garden is closed now. I guess they sold to another beer company. The park was pretty much like Universal, a ghost town. We got to go front row on all the coasters. I think my favorite was Sheikra. I enjoy the straight down drops that you cant find on any other coaster. Luckily, I have year long passes now and can return whenever.

After Busch Gardens we went to a lovely dinner at The Capital Grille in Tampa (and yes they spell grill with an e there) and spent the night in The Westin. They have a really cool bar/restuarant called Aquanox there that is pretty interesting. Crazy lighting and even the bar changes colors in pretty shades of blue.

The next morning we went to visit my brother and his fiances new house. They also clued us into an awesome store to buy house stuff at. I always love improving the house. In fact, I have been painting walls all weekend.

Islands of Adventure Orlando

Went to Islands of Adventure at Universal yesterday. I had a blast, the weather was perfect, the lines were non-existent. It was great, I walked straight onto the Hulk. Even the front row had no line - we even got to ride by ourselves. Worked out well so strangers weren't in our pictures :)

Whitney feeds 12 ft Gators!!

I have been to Gatorland many times through out my childhood but never have I had an experience like this. I wondered how the "new" Gatorland would be since burning down a few years ago.... I wondered if it would be the same place I remembered. Suprisingly its old charm remained and some new and improved stuff too. In February they even opened a white aligator swamp. They are white gators with blue eyes, really cool looking gators.

We even got the opportunity to go behind the gates with a ranger in the large lake in the back. The gators that live there range from 8 to 12 feet. We were able to take large chunks of meat and toss them in the water to draw the gators close into the shoreline. Once we had about 10 massive gators chomping at the bit the real fun began. The best way is to actually throw the chunks directly next to their heads on either side.... and the larger the splash when the meat hits the water the more intense the gators will go after it. It was a very cool experience. The up close encounter was great and I saw a different side of the gators than I had seen before. In the photo on the left side is a shot of a gator puffing up out of the water as we walked away with the meat bucket... he was just trying to get one last piece.

Magic vs. Nets

After Gatorland, we went to the Magic game. The Magic beat the New Jersey Nets, of course. They are hot this year and so are my dads courtside season tickets. Thanks Dad!

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Magic vs. Clippers

Went to the magic game tonight. check out this photo I took on my iphone... its a three point shot... the ball is about 6 inches from the net. Go Magic! And I must admit I was suprised to find out there were two NBA teams out of LA. Blonde sometimes, I know.

Love my steelers and my iPhone

Yeah!! What a game!! To be honest I would have been happy with either team wininng. I would have been happy if the Steelers one because our producer on the shannon burke show is from PA and a huge fan so it has rubbed off on me. On the other hand my best friends brother in law plays for the cardinals and he is a really great guy from an awesome family. So either way I was happy. It was a great game for sure, whatever team you were cheering for. I dont enjoy big games when they are a huge blow out thats over in the first quarter... and this game was anything but that holding us all the way to the last few minutes. So to my Steeler fans congratuations on a great win... And I did wear a steelers shirt to our super bowl party, Jimi's dads jersey from a game in the 70s... mmmmm we deep fried a turkey and drank from a keg, and played a little cornhole, great times!!!!