NBC"s I'm a Celebrity Get me Outta here Leaked!

The stars of NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!” may not like what they see in the jungle, but at least they know what they’re in for.

Gatecrasher has exclusively obtained the guidelines sent to the “Survivor”-like show’s contestants, who include Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt, Stephen Baldwin, Janice Dickinson, former “American Idol” contestant Sanjaya Malakar, former NBA player John Salley, pro wrestler Torrie Wilson, Lou Diamond Phillips and Rod Blagojevich’s wife, Patti.

“The object of the show is that you must learn to live in the [Costa Rican] jungle,” the form states. “During your stay, you must live without everyday luxuries and survive on only basic food rations of rice and beans. Additional food luxuries and other privileges must be won through the successful completion of trials.” As far as competing for food, let’s hope Sanjaya doesn’t have to sing for his supper!

The guidelines also offer suggestions on dealing with creepy-crawlies. “Roll up your bedding and swags to keep them dry and stop snakes, spiders and other bugs from getting into them,” the rules read. The jury’s still out on how former beauty queen Dickinson is going to handle sharing her boudoir with vermin.

Nudity on the set is “generally not a problem in a nonsexual context,” the notes say. Thankfully, contestants will be well aware of when the show’s “live” segments are aired, and can therefore cover up their bods in time.

The cast also can talk about past drug use — in fact, it’s encouraged. The guidelines say it might be helpful for celebs to “unburden themselves about past drug taking.” Oh, and it might make for some great TV.

Each star can bring one “luxury,” but cigarettes — considered a physical addiction by producers — will be doled out on a daily basis.

But the “Get Me Out of Here” cast should note that they could be asked to leave the show — which premieres Monday — for any displays of “inappropriate” behavior. There will be no bullying, nonconsensual touching, racist or homophobic language, romantic advances (at least ones “which are not desired or returned”), assault or sex in camp.

Are you listening, Heidi and Spencer? No one in America wants to see any of your hanky-panky!

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The Most Wanted Job in Hollywood

Who wouldn't want to get paid to feel up Megan Fox?!

A wardrobe stylist/production staffer fidgets with Megan's top while on a photo shoot in L.A. on Tuesday.

What school do you have to attend to learn that trade?Megan Fox Launch Photos

Kathy Griffin's Mom: Gimme a Prop 8 on the Rocks

There's one thing the CA Supreme Court can't stop ... Kathy Griffin's "box-of-wine-drinking" mom from toasting gay marriage.

The "D-List" star and her 89-year-old mom Maggie -- along with Lance Bass -- were just some of the thousands who marched in last night's anti-Prop 8 rally in West Hollywood.

While Maggie was in a wheelchair, she didn't drink and drive.

Chris Brown -- How Quickly The Famous Forget

Shaq invited him to play basketball in his private gym, Usher took him to an NBA playoff game, Bow Wow even helped him shoot a YouTube video -- seems like Chris Brown is finally out of celebrity exile.

At first it was hard to find a celebrity who would take a stand on the incident at all, but now -- just three months after he allegedly beat the crap out of Rihanna -- he's back in the "in-crowd," like the whole thing never happened. He's even dropping an album.

We don't expect Chris is gonna have a sit-down dinner with Jay-Z any time soon... but at this point, would you really be surprised?

TLC: Who Needs J.Lo? We Got Jon & Kate!

Sources at TLC tell us the J.Lo reality show they wanted so badly a year ago is dead as a doornail, thanks in large part to the success of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

Jon and Kate

It was just a year ago that TMZ broke the story that J.Lo and TLC were trying to come to terms on a reality show but J.Lo was adamant that she would not put her kids on TV -- she wanted to focus on ... yawn ... behind the scenes on creating a new J.Lo fragrance. TLC, we're told, wanted to show the kiddies.

Fast forward to Monday night -- Jon & Kate scored an astonishing 9.8 million viewers. TLC sources tell us it's pretty clear the J.Lo ain't gonna sell tickets anymore, so they have shelved the show. As one TLC source put it, "It was on life support for awhile, and now we've just lost interest."

The moral -- even big stars have their 15 minutes, so they should make the most of it while they can.

Toby Keith -- I'm My Own Roadie

It doesn't matter that Toby Keith has enough money to pay a small army to carry his junk – the country star is still blue collar at heart.

Think about the biggest stars in any of the main genres of music -- could you imagine Lady GaGa, Eminem, Justin TImberlake or the Jonas Brothers carrying their own equipment?!

Didn't think so...

Beer Box Bandit -- The Ultimate Head Case

WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?

O.J. Appeals Conviction

O.J. Simpson still thinks he's innocent -- 'cause the murdering murderer-slash-armed robber is playin' the race card in the hopes of springing himself from the bowels of a Nevada state prison.

Simpson filed an appeal Tuesday with the Nevada Supreme Court over that hotel room confrontation where he punked two sports memorabilia dealers. Simpson is crying that his conviction was tainted by judicial misconduct, a lack of racial diversity on the jury and errors in sentencing and jury instructions.

OJ is set to serve anywhere between 9 -33 years -- no word if he's still trying to hunt down the "real killer" from behind bars.

T.I. Arrived Early for Prison Date

Rapper T.I. has checked himself into the federal prison in Forrest City, Arkansas, according to one of his attorneys.

We're told T.I. reported to the minimum security prison prior to the 12 PM deadline. The 28-year-old rapper was sentenced to 366 days after he was busted trying to buy unregistered machine guns and silencers from undercover federal agents back in 2007.

Sources say the rapper spent his last day of freedom with close family and friends at his home in Georgia.

UPDATE: T.I.'s other lawyer told us the rapper was on time at the prison -- but after seeing the mob of media, they drove around looking for a better way to get in. This caused T.I. to be late 12 PM check-in. Not a good start...

Chris Brown Watches Cleveland Get Beat

Chris Brown sat alongside Usher to watch the Orlando Magic put the smack down on the Cleveland Cavaliers in an NBA playoff game on Sunday in Orlando.

Fun fact #1 -- Usher is part owner of the Cavaliers.

Fun fact #2 -- Chris Brown was charged with felony assault for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna after attending a pre-Grammy party.

Holly to Hef -- Get Off My Back!

Post-Hefner, a slightly less trampy Holly Madison is emerging -- because girl's getting her Playboy tramp stamp removed!

Here's Holly this past weekend at the Wet Republic at the MGM (left), and the same pink bunny tattoo back in '05 (right).

This is one move we can really get behind.

Wanna Buy a House? Bueller? Bueller?

Cameron Frye's infamous house from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" is now being unloaded to the highest bidder.

The sweet house -- which is in Highland Park, Illinois -- has 4 bedrooms, 4 bath, 5,300 sq. ft. and is up for grabs for $2.3 million, according to realtor.com.

Smashed up Ferrari in the woods not included.

Kiefer in The Clear

It looks like Kiefer Sutherland has dodged a major bullet after the famous headbutt -- it's highly unlikely he will be prosecuted for the love tap with designer Jack McCollough.

There is no longer a complaining witness in the case because McCollough has settled his beef with Jack Bauer.

Without a complaining witness -- especially since this is a misdemeanor -- you can bet your house that Kiefer will not be prosecuted.

Especially important because the development makes it unlikely Kiefer will have his probation violated in Los Angeles -- he has to be a good boy after his DUI conviction last year.

No word on whether Kiefer had to pay Jack for his medical bills ... or his enormous grief.

'Gossip Girl' Star -- I Spied for My Son

In a move straight out of the Bart Bass playbook, "Gossip Girl" star Kelly Rutherford hired a detective to videotape her ex -- but today outside court, she insisted it was only to check in on "my son's safety."

Rutherford hired the private eye to prove her ex, Daniel Giersch, didn't properly secure the pool and play areas at his home -- which she said endangered the couple's 2-year-old son Hermes. She also wanted Daniel to stop potty training the kid.

The judge ordered Giersch to properly cover the pool -- and today in court Daniel proved that had been done. As for the toilet talk, Hermes will continue to use pull-ups and can use a toilet if he so chooses.

Orlando & Miranda -- In the Navy

Sporting matching navy blue bathing suits, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked in each other's beauty on a yacht in Cannes.