Manny Ramirez Suspended 50 games!

Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and will be suspended without pay for 50 games, the LA Times is reporting.

The Los Angeles Dodgers star is the most prolific player to be suspended by MLB since it began testing in 2003.

The paper is reporting Manny will attribute the positive test result to "medication received from a doctor for a personal medical issue."

According to the report, Manny stands to lose about $7.7 million.

The Dodgers currently have the best record in baseball.

Tom Brady puts a ring on it!

Tom Brady put a ring on Gisele.

No swine flu for Eminem

Now that the swine flu epidemic has infected a staggering 4 of the 60 million residents of France -- Eminem was taking no chances of contracting the devastating illness while tooling around Paris yesterday.

Miss California

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Miss California USA says a revealing photo of herself appearing on the Web is "quite appropriate" for a model, and she has accused the gossip site that posted it of trying to belittle her Christian beliefs.
"I am a Christian, and I am a model," Carrie Prejean said in a statement. "Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith."

Disney Boob Screeners Let Go!

If you happen to be an exhibitionist, the Happiest Place on Earth just got a little happier -- 'cause Disney is dropping their last line of defense against roller-coaster boobie flashers.It's all over rides like Splash Mountain -- aka Flash Mountain -- where some people would whip out certain body parts in the hopes that the park camera would catch the nudity ... and then display the naked shot on the photo preview screens for all to see. Disney had created "image screening positions" to prevent the XXX shots from going public. But now, execs have told the OC Register the screeners have been "redeployed" -- and that they no longer need to monitor the rides because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."But before you run out and bare all, Disney claims they're still going to patrol the park for flashers ... and anyone who tries to turn the place into their own adult Fantasyland will still get a taste of Mickey's size 24. For the record, Donald still doesn't wear pants.

Dwight's Pre-Game Tweet!

ayyyy lets goo magic. aight yall nap time. wish me luck. i love u guys. lets get this one together. support us. we gonna miss shots miss freethrows. win our lose we need yall support. peaccceeeeeeeeeee

Crazy Brtiney Spears fan rushes stage

Last night in Mohegan Sun, CT a fan made it past security and onstage during Britney's final song.

Miss Vietnam USA claims pageant didnt pay her!

Congratulations Miss Vietnam USA -- you've just won $10,000 (which you're not getting) and a new car (which you have to finance yourself).

According to a lawsuit filed earlier this week in Orange County, Yen Le -- who was crowned Miss Vietnam USA in November 2007 -- is suing the pageant organizers because she alleges she was supposed to receive $10,000 and a new Mercedes for winning.

Now get this -- not only does she claim she never got the $10K, but she says the pageant made her lease the car in her own name ... and then they defaulted on the payments.

She's suing for over $50K in damages, plus interest, attorneys' fees and court costs.

Enrique sued for running over girls foot!

According to a lawsuit filed earlier this month, Enrique and his manager (who was driving) were leaving a radio station appearance in Glendale, Calif. back in 2007 when the manager allegedly ran over the foot of an 11-year-old girl. Sources say all the little girl wanted was an autograph.

The incident was apparently so scarring for the mother, that not only is she suing on behalf of her daughter, but she's also suing on her own behalf "as a result of witnessing the accident." Mom claims she suffered "emotional injury and emotional shock to her nervous system causing her damages."

Mother and daughter are seeking damages in excess of $25,000.

Britney to Sam Lutfi: It was nice knowing you...

Britney Spears' conservatorship was just granted a permanent restraining order on Brit's behalf against Sam Lutfi and a guy who once claimed to be Britney's attorney.

The restraining order lasts until April 28, 2012.

Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit's home, job or workplace.

Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed's place and any of Britney's family members' homes.

The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.

Man Buys Unitard, Declares Himself a Superhero

This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.

Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.

Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.

But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.

The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.

But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."

So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?

Jaguars Legend Booked on Multiple Drug Charges

Former Jacksonville Jaguar superstar Jimmy Smith has just been booked into a J-Ville detention facility on a slew of charges -- including 2 felony and 2 misdemeanor drug charges.

Smith -- who was arrested early this afternoon after being pulled over in Jacksonville -- was booked for felony possession of cocaine, possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license. Smith was also charged with felony possession/sell of a controlled substance.

Smith is being held on $5006.00 bond at the John E. Goode Pretrial Detention Facility in downtown J-Ville.

Actual Arrest Photos

Im on a Boat - Poseidon look at me!

This Earth Day I'm spending it on a Boat.

E! vs. Access -- Celeb Tweet Battle

Bush & Rancic - The Twittersphere is gettin' nasty -- with a fight brewing between E!'s Giuliana Rancic and Access Hollywood's Billy Bush!

The catfight started with Rancic dissing Miss California, and the exchange only got more heated from there.

Rancic: i know i'm a journalist, and i should be objective...but she is an ignorant discrace [sic] and she makes me sick to my stomach.

Bush: Giuliana...if you were a jouranlist [sic], you would have edited yourself at the last minute, but you are on E! and that's good too.

Bush: interesting. Tensions mount with passion. hard 4 people (not just G.R.) to remain level. but Obama has same stance as Miss USA. need him

Rancic: You're knocking E!??? Are you suddenly a hard-hitting anchorman? Speaking of editing, you spelled 'journalist' wrong.

Bush: the pressure of 140 got to me. but we have same news guidelines as Nightly News and Today Show. so no, but yes.

Then, 30 minutes later, Bush raised the white flag and surrendered.

Bush: All right, all right. I like Guiliana too and her husband Bill (a former judge). We're off point. My fault. GR...Sorry. May have news soon

Snoop DO double G

Snoop Dogg (left) came all dolled up just like his Madame Tussauds wax sculpture (right) at the unveiling in Vegas on Monday.