Real Houswives of NYC Countess now count-less!

Sorry guys this one is for my ladies who watch The Real Housewives of New York City.... Friends of "The Real Housewives of New York City" star Countess Luann de Lesseps say the former model has split with Count de Lesseps.

A close pal said, "They decided to separate. She got wind he was seeing somebody and he didn't answer her when she called. He finally sent her an e-mail saying he was with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he was serious with her."

The revelation came as a shock to the countess, who celebrated her 16th anniversary with her husband on March 16.

"Luann was blindsided. She was just devastated," the close friend told Page Six. "They have basically lived apart for many years -- he lives in Europe and comes and goes as he pleases, but she never thought this would happen.

"It has been very rough for her and the children [Victoria and Noel], but she's taking the high road and will remain friends with him," the source added. "She has no intention of making it bitter or becoming angry. She's just trying to come to terms with [the separation and impending divorce]. She feels this is the ultimate test for her to handle this with dignity and grace."

Luann -- whose book, "Class With the Countess," comes out next month -- has told friends that, no matter what, "I will always be the countess."

A rep for Luann said, "It is obviously a very difficult time for the countess and count, but they plan to remain friends and their primary focus will be to do what is best for their two children."

Meanwhile, the rep adds that an unidentified man the countess was reported being seen with over the weekend is "just a friend -- that's it."

It's Masugi time - Whit tries SBK's Japanese eye drops

While in Japan Soul Brother Kevin bought some Masugi "japanese medical eye drops" and they tend to burn before feeling good.... Masugi video taken at the Real Radio 104.1 Shannon Burke Show remote broadcast at the Ker's Winghouse Sanford.

Earth Hour 2009

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Wow Quiznos, Wow!

Watch Quiznos new 'Toasty Torpedo" commercial for yourself but I'm pretty sure that guy just admitted to burning his junk in the Quiznos oven, sexually... check it out!

Shamwow Pitchmen Beats Hooker

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Tweet Tweetin with Russ Rollins

with Russ rollins host of the Monsters in the Morning on Real Radio 104.1 and Sirius XM 152.

iPhone App lets you become iSully

If even one person died during that amazing airplane landing on the Hudson River in January, this would be the most tasteless thing ever. But everyone was fine, so instead it's an iPhone game.

One of the top flight simulator programs around has released a game where you take on the roll of Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger by forcing you to make an emergency landing in the Hudson. The plane actually suffers engine failure as the result of a bird strike and -- are you ready for this??? -- features the actual audio communication between air traffic control and US Airways Flight 1549.

OctoMom offered free Porn Star Nannies

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick. We're pretty sure she'll say no -- but Octo just said she fired her Angels in Waiting nannies, so who knows?
-Read letter from Vivid to OctoMom here-

Jake & Hope's Key West Wedding

Need I say more...

From the Beaches of Key West

I heart my new flip

Lindsay Lohan Wanted Woman

Lindsay Lohan is technically a wanted woman, but it's unlikely she'll be arrested before her showdown in court tomorrow. As reported, a Beverly Hills judge issued the warrant Friday after honchos from the alcohol ed program claimed Lindsay wasn't complying with the terms of her probation. We're told the alleged violation is not about her using drugs or alcohol -- it's about enrollment in the program... something her new lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, calls a "misunderstanding."

Cops were called to Sam's home yesterday after Sam and Lindsay got in a nuclear argument. Police went to the door but Lindsay and Sam wouldn't open it. LAPD sources say they will not arrest Lindsay on the warrant, partly because of confusion over the manner in which it was issued.

Lindsay is in hiding now. She won't go near Bev Hills because cops there will arrest her if they find her.

Reports from yesterday (march 14) @ Sam's House:
UPDATE: 4:22 PM ET All police units have left Sam's house, but her car is still in the driveway. We're told during their argument, Lindsay allegedly threw something and a window was broken.

UPDATE: 3:49 PM ET Three LAPD cops were knocking at the door, trying to get Lindsay and Sam to open it but they would not. One of the cops was pacing the property. The cops have left the front door but they're still in the area. One of the cars left the house but is parked up the street. Word is they may arrest Lindsay and take her to jail.

UPDATE 3:40 PM ET: The cops now tell us they were called for a disturbance and not there to arrest Lindsay.

Sam and Lindsay have gotten into a nuclear fight at Sam's house. The police are at their front door to talk to Lindsay and Sam but they will not open the door. The two are definitely still in the house.

We're told the police are trying to serve Lindsay her warrant.

Rhianna Chris Brown: Book Deal!?

Sources are now saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown will be writing a book about domestic violence. It said they will use the book to go on a press tour together. Chris Brown is said to go into detail at the time about the Rihanna situation. The book tour will include both parties, doctors and specialist knowledgeable on the subject of domestic violence.

Apple's Steve Woziak Struck by the 'Dancing with the Stars' Curse

The injuries on 'Dancing with the Stars' continue to mount - Gilles Marini suffered a separated shoulder and now Apple computer co-founder Steve Wozniak is snapped wearing a cast. Good thing he has that hacked Segway to fly around in. But apple fans don't fear Woz will not be leaving the show. Steve has vowed that next week's performance will be "wild and fast, and all-over and crazy and fun, just like the first one."

Shaq & Grant Hill - A Magic Game Reuinion!

The Phoenix Suns played the Magic tonight. That meant Grant Hill and Shaq were back in the Orlando Arena. The arena was extra hyped tonight with the players in town. I was pleasantly surprised by Steve Nash playing as well. That kid sure can ball. Another game is up ahead friday... too bad my friend Haley won't be in town anymore to go with me.