Thursday, June 18, 2009

Brit Goes Hamburgling in London


Britney Spears may have phased out the pink wig, her British accent, daily panty shots and her overall sense of train wreckery, but some things never change -- girl is still lovin' it at McDonalds.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

What's Better Than One 9/11 Hero Dog?


Trakr, a K9 police and search and rescue dog who was credited with locating the last human survivor of 9/11, was recently cloned as part of BioArts' Golden Clone Giveaway. Trakr's owners are being presented today with four perfect (and not at all creepy) clones of Trakr, who sadly passed away in April.

Curious how it was done? To clone Trakr, Dr. Hwang Woo-suk and his team replaced the genes in canine eggs with genes from Trakr, stimulated the eggs to spur them to develop into embryos, then transferred the embryos to dogs who served as surrogate mothers.

Mother Nature would be proud.

Kanye Drops $5,000 on Women's Clothing

Now we're not sayin' she's a gold-digger -- but whoever Kanye West is dating just scored a serious wardrobe upgrade.

TMZ has learned the rapper and one of his boys rolled through the Deliciously Vintage women's clothing store in Chicago on Thursday -- and we're told he blew more $5,000 on dresses and accessories.

Sources close to the situation tell us Kanye was looking for inspiration pieces for a new clothing line he's launching. When asked if the clothes were for a special lady friend, he replied "Come on now, you know who it's for!"

Any guesses?

Sosa Allegedly Thought 'Roids Were All the Rage


We know it's a stretch to think a guy who hit 36 homers in '97 and then 66 in '98 was doing more than eating his Wheaties -- but that's exactly what a new report is alleging.

Legendary Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa is now accused of testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug in 2003, according to the New York Times.

A total of 104 cheaters -- including A-Roid -- failed that fateful round of '03 tests, back when there was no penalty for first-time use of performance-enhancing drugs.

The list, which the MLB sealed but never destroyed, was recently seized by the Feds in order to investigate how so many drugs were making their way into clubhouses.

Sosa told Congress back in '05 that he never hit the juice -- we'll see if that comes back to bite him in the ass.

Peeping Britney Fan Told to Stay Away


Since security guards and giant fences haven't done the trick, Britney Spears has gotten a temporary restraining order against the woman who was popped peeping around her home.

Miranda Tozier-Robbins was ordered by a judge today to stay 100 yards away from Brit and her home, according to E!. She will also be arraigned next week on two misdemeanor charges.

Toxier-Robbins was busted back on April 16 for sneaking into Britney's private Calabasas community and peering into the windows of her home.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Kobe's Maid SLAPPs Back -- I CAN Talk!


Kobe Bryant's maid wants to make one thing clear: It's her lawsuit and she can talk about the details if she wants to.

Maria Jimenez just filed papers in Orange County Superior Court, citing California's anti-SLAPP statute which says Maria has the right to run her mouth, despite a confidentiality agreement she signed with the Bryants back when she first took the job.

The Bryants filed papers last month saying the opposite -- that Maria could sue but couldn't blab to the press.

Maria is suing the Bryants because she claims Kobe's wife was abusive -- including a nasty incident involving dog poop.

Robert De Niro to Drunk: You Walk in to Me?


Police say Robert De Niro was the victim of a drunken hit-and-walk yesterday -- when an overly inebriated woman happened to stumble on the set of his new movie.

Police says Carlyn Campbell was able to walk a semi-straight line directly into the actor, after she bypassed security that had shut down the sidewalk.

De Niro was fine, but according to the police report, the lady was as drunk as Gary Collins driving a motor home -- meaning she blew a .29 when cops made her take a Breathalyzer.

Lucky for her, the cops just took her to a local hospital instead of taking her to jail.

Mark Spitz Out a Lawsuit over TV Commercial


Mark Spitz's mankini is in a bunch - and it's all because the Olympic swimmer claims he and his legendary porn 'stache were taken advantage of by a medical company.

Spitz just filed a lawsuit in L.A., claiming he had a deal to appear in commercials for a company called MedCo -- but the deal was supposed to end in December '08. Spitz claims the spots are still running on the air right now.

Spitz is suing for "licensing fees that should have been paid, plus a percentage interest of the gross sales of Medco's products since the use of Spitz' [sic] name and image."

Conan to UCLA -- I Can't Replace Everybody!


After James Franco bailed on being UCLA's commencement speaker, the graduating class thought they found a back-up -- but the guy they picked is just a lil' too busy these days.

Almost 2,000 students signed up for a Facebook group dedicated to securing L.A.'s newest famous resident Conan O'Brien to replace Franco. But in an extremely polite statement to the students, Conan says he won't be able to fill Franco's shoes -- because he's too busy filling Leno's:

"I am honored to be asked but I am so busy launching "The Tonight Show" there just is not enough time to give this speech the preparation it deserves. I wish everyone in the class of 2009 the best and I am honored that they thought of me."

Maybe Jimmy Fallon's available?

Rock Band Accuses GM of Musical Hit and Run


The folks at General Motors might need a bigger bailout -- if they lose a new lawsuit over music they allegedly stole from The Lemonheads.

It's all over a lawsuit filed today in Federal Court in Los Angeles, in which Evan Dando -- the lead singer of the band -- claims GM never got his permission before using his song "It's a Shame About Ray" in several GM Memorial Sales Event commercials back in 2008.

Dando is suing for unspecified damages -- which is funny because GM has no money to give away.

So yeah, Dando ... good luck with that.

NBC Universal -- The Tape Will Set Bruno Free


The suits over at NBC Universal are calling BS on the lady who claims she suffered "life-altering" injuries during a Bruno stunt at a bingo hall in 2007 -- and the company says there's video evidence to prove it.

A rep for NBC Universal just released this statement:

"Filmed footage of the full encounter, which took place more than two years ago, clearly shows that Ms. Olson was never touched or in any way assaulted by Sacha Baron Cohen or any member of the production and suffered no injury.

If the Olsons elect to proceed with their frivolous action, we expect each of the defendants to be fully vindicated."

John Travolta Is in the Backstreet Boys?


Here's John Travolta in his new movie "The Taking of Pelham 123" (left) -- and rehabbed 31-year-old Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean (right).

GaGa's BF Pokes Her Face ... With His Tongue

Lady GaGa can't exactly shut her Playboy mouth ... when someone else is exploring the inner confines of it.

Though they were rumored to have split, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and BF Speedy sucked all sorts of face Wednesday in Hawaii.

BTW -- check out her bathing suit ... even on vaca she's in costume.

Watch Video Here

Saturday, May 30, 2009

NBC"s I'm a Celebrity Get me Outta here Leaked!

The stars of NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!” may not like what they see in the jungle, but at least they know what they’re in for.

Gatecrasher has exclusively obtained the guidelines sent to the “Survivor”-like show’s contestants, who include Heidi Montag and hubby Spencer Pratt, Stephen Baldwin, Janice Dickinson, former “American Idol” contestant Sanjaya Malakar, former NBA player John Salley, pro wrestler Torrie Wilson, Lou Diamond Phillips and Rod Blagojevich’s wife, Patti.

“The object of the show is that you must learn to live in the [Costa Rican] jungle,” the form states. “During your stay, you must live without everyday luxuries and survive on only basic food rations of rice and beans. Additional food luxuries and other privileges must be won through the successful completion of trials.” As far as competing for food, let’s hope Sanjaya doesn’t have to sing for his supper!

The guidelines also offer suggestions on dealing with creepy-crawlies. “Roll up your bedding and swags to keep them dry and stop snakes, spiders and other bugs from getting into them,” the rules read. The jury’s still out on how former beauty queen Dickinson is going to handle sharing her boudoir with vermin.

Nudity on the set is “generally not a problem in a nonsexual context,” the notes say. Thankfully, contestants will be well aware of when the show’s “live” segments are aired, and can therefore cover up their bods in time.

The cast also can talk about past drug use — in fact, it’s encouraged. The guidelines say it might be helpful for celebs to “unburden themselves about past drug taking.” Oh, and it might make for some great TV.

Each star can bring one “luxury,” but cigarettes — considered a physical addiction by producers — will be doled out on a daily basis.

But the “Get Me Out of Here” cast should note that they could be asked to leave the show — which premieres Monday — for any displays of “inappropriate” behavior. There will be no bullying, nonconsensual touching, racist or homophobic language, romantic advances (at least ones “which are not desired or returned”), assault or sex in camp.

Are you listening, Heidi and Spencer? No one in America wants to see any of your hanky-panky!

Read more: "Rules for 'I'm a Celebrity...Get me out of here:' Dish on drugs naked, No SEX!" - http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/gatecrasher/index.html#ixzz0H2lzx1q8&A

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Most Wanted Job in Hollywood


Who wouldn't want to get paid to feel up Megan Fox?!

A wardrobe stylist/production staffer fidgets with Megan's top while on a photo shoot in L.A. on Tuesday.

What school do you have to attend to learn that trade?Megan Fox Launch Photos

Kathy Griffin's Mom: Gimme a Prop 8 on the Rocks


There's one thing the CA Supreme Court can't stop ... Kathy Griffin's "box-of-wine-drinking" mom from toasting gay marriage.

The "D-List" star and her 89-year-old mom Maggie -- along with Lance Bass -- were just some of the thousands who marched in last night's anti-Prop 8 rally in West Hollywood.

While Maggie was in a wheelchair, she didn't drink and drive.

Chris Brown -- How Quickly The Famous Forget


Shaq invited him to play basketball in his private gym, Usher took him to an NBA playoff game, Bow Wow even helped him shoot a YouTube video -- seems like Chris Brown is finally out of celebrity exile.

At first it was hard to find a celebrity who would take a stand on the incident at all, but now -- just three months after he allegedly beat the crap out of Rihanna -- he's back in the "in-crowd," like the whole thing never happened. He's even dropping an album.

We don't expect Chris is gonna have a sit-down dinner with Jay-Z any time soon... but at this point, would you really be surprised?

TLC: Who Needs J.Lo? We Got Jon & Kate!


Sources at TLC tell us the J.Lo reality show they wanted so badly a year ago is dead as a doornail, thanks in large part to the success of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

Jon and Kate

It was just a year ago that TMZ broke the story that J.Lo and TLC were trying to come to terms on a reality show but J.Lo was adamant that she would not put her kids on TV -- she wanted to focus on ... yawn ... behind the scenes on creating a new J.Lo fragrance. TLC, we're told, wanted to show the kiddies.

Fast forward to Monday night -- Jon & Kate scored an astonishing 9.8 million viewers. TLC sources tell us it's pretty clear the J.Lo ain't gonna sell tickets anymore, so they have shelved the show. As one TLC source put it, "It was on life support for awhile, and now we've just lost interest."

The moral -- even big stars have their 15 minutes, so they should make the most of it while they can.

Toby Keith -- I'm My Own Roadie


It doesn't matter that Toby Keith has enough money to pay a small army to carry his junk – the country star is still blue collar at heart.

Think about the biggest stars in any of the main genres of music -- could you imagine Lady GaGa, Eminem, Justin TImberlake or the Jonas Brothers carrying their own equipment?!

Didn't think so...

Beer Box Bandit -- The Ultimate Head Case


WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?

O.J. Appeals Conviction

O.J. Simpson still thinks he's innocent -- 'cause the murdering murderer-slash-armed robber is playin' the race card in the hopes of springing himself from the bowels of a Nevada state prison.

Simpson filed an appeal Tuesday with the Nevada Supreme Court over that hotel room confrontation where he punked two sports memorabilia dealers. Simpson is crying that his conviction was tainted by judicial misconduct, a lack of racial diversity on the jury and errors in sentencing and jury instructions.

OJ is set to serve anywhere between 9 -33 years -- no word if he's still trying to hunt down the "real killer" from behind bars.

T.I. Arrived Early for Prison Date


Rapper T.I. has checked himself into the federal prison in Forrest City, Arkansas, according to one of his attorneys.

We're told T.I. reported to the minimum security prison prior to the 12 PM deadline. The 28-year-old rapper was sentenced to 366 days after he was busted trying to buy unregistered machine guns and silencers from undercover federal agents back in 2007.

Sources say the rapper spent his last day of freedom with close family and friends at his home in Georgia.

UPDATE: T.I.'s other lawyer told us the rapper was on time at the prison -- but after seeing the mob of media, they drove around looking for a better way to get in. This caused T.I. to be late 12 PM check-in. Not a good start...

Chris Brown Watches Cleveland Get Beat


Chris Brown sat alongside Usher to watch the Orlando Magic put the smack down on the Cleveland Cavaliers in an NBA playoff game on Sunday in Orlando.

Fun fact #1 -- Usher is part owner of the Cavaliers.

Fun fact #2 -- Chris Brown was charged with felony assault for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna after attending a pre-Grammy party.

Holly to Hef -- Get Off My Back!


Post-Hefner, a slightly less trampy Holly Madison is emerging -- because girl's getting her Playboy tramp stamp removed!

Here's Holly this past weekend at the Wet Republic at the MGM (left), and the same pink bunny tattoo back in '05 (right).

This is one move we can really get behind.

Wanna Buy a House? Bueller? Bueller?


Cameron Frye's infamous house from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" is now being unloaded to the highest bidder.

The sweet house -- which is in Highland Park, Illinois -- has 4 bedrooms, 4 bath, 5,300 sq. ft. and is up for grabs for $2.3 million, according to realtor.com.

Smashed up Ferrari in the woods not included.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Kiefer in The Clear


It looks like Kiefer Sutherland has dodged a major bullet after the famous headbutt -- it's highly unlikely he will be prosecuted for the love tap with designer Jack McCollough.

There is no longer a complaining witness in the case because McCollough has settled his beef with Jack Bauer.

Without a complaining witness -- especially since this is a misdemeanor -- you can bet your house that Kiefer will not be prosecuted.

Especially important because the development makes it unlikely Kiefer will have his probation violated in Los Angeles -- he has to be a good boy after his DUI conviction last year.

No word on whether Kiefer had to pay Jack for his medical bills ... or his enormous grief.

'Gossip Girl' Star -- I Spied for My Son

In a move straight out of the Bart Bass playbook, "Gossip Girl" star Kelly Rutherford hired a detective to videotape her ex -- but today outside court, she insisted it was only to check in on "my son's safety."

Rutherford hired the private eye to prove her ex, Daniel Giersch, didn't properly secure the pool and play areas at his home -- which she said endangered the couple's 2-year-old son Hermes. She also wanted Daniel to stop potty training the kid.

The judge ordered Giersch to properly cover the pool -- and today in court Daniel proved that had been done. As for the toilet talk, Hermes will continue to use pull-ups and can use a toilet if he so chooses.

Orlando & Miranda -- In the Navy


Sporting matching navy blue bathing suits, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked in each other's beauty on a yacht in Cannes.

What a Boob -- Bubba Sparxxx Busted at Hooters


Bubba SparxxxLike most people, rapper Bubba Sparxxx doesn't go to Hooters for the wings ... he allegedly goes there to pick up illegal narcotics.

Sparxxx -- who sang the Timbaland produced song "Ugly" a while back -- was arrested Sunday night at a Clearwater, Fla. Hooters after an off-duty police officer allegedly spotted someone handing him drugs, according to Tampabay.com.

A subsequent search of Bubba turned up the narcotic Tranxene -- which is mostly used to treat high anxiety -- for which he didn't have a prescription.

Sparxxx was booked for felony possession of a controlled substance and released Monday on $2,000 bail.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Kate Hudson Is Down With the Brown


Kate Hudson has changed her trademark Goldie locks and become a brunette. The 30-year-old showed off her darker look while filming in Oklahoma City yesterday.Maybe now she'll make a good serious movie instead of all those Matthew McConaughey romantic clunkers.

Spencer -- I Don't Have Time to Beat Up Wahler

Spencer PrattSpencer Pratt just released the following statement to TMZ regarding Jason Wahler's homophobic verbal attack on "The Hills" star last night:

"If I were to beat up every homophobic racist loser that challenged me to a fight – I wouldn't have time to be the most famous person in the world. I'll pray for Jason Wahler."

Wahler Drops a Little Homophobia on Spencer

Challenging Spencer Pratt to a fight is one thing -- but calling him "a little f*ggot," like former MTV reality jerk Jason Wahler did last night outside of Apple, just ain't cool.

Even Spencer will admit he's a poser, but Wahler took it a bit too far.

The Evolution of a Socialite


International socialites like Paris Hilton, Ivana Trump and Donatella Versace have been around forever.

Paris Hilton, Ivana Trump, Donatella Versace

All three ageless biological females used their blonde forces for good at the same amfAR charity event in Cannes on Thursday.

These ladies are not only filthy rich, they're beautiful inside.

Sarah Michelle Gellar -- Flowin', Showin'


With the help of a nice New York breeze and a thin maternity sundress, Sarah Michelle Gellar displayed the growing home of her mini Freddie Prinze Jr.

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buffy's chosen one is due in the fall.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tara Reid: One Step at a Time


Rehabbed former actress Tara Reid continued on her downward spiral ... as she attempted to maneuver a flight of stairs at an event in Cannes this weekend.

The 33-year-old has made a triumphant return since checking into Promises Treatment Facility late last year.

Diddy's Fant-ass-tic Weekend in Vegas


Diddy wasn't lying when he Tweeted he was "at the pool party at MGM grand in Vegas!!!! Ass everywhere!!!!" -- may we present Exhibit A.

The House That 'Slumdog Millionaire' Didn't Build


After not being sold by her father, "Slumdog Millionaire" star Rubina Ali signs autographs for the tourists who come to check out the dilapidated structure that is her home in Mumbai.

The big screen TV on the wall does wonders for the place.

Bill Clinton & The Fanny


Bill Clinton gave Fran Drescher a hand at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna this weekend.

The former President likes to keep his fingers on the pulse of the important issues.

Dolla Shooting Suspect Booked for Murder


The man police arrested at LAX yesterday after the shooting death of rapper Dolla has been booked for murder.

23-year-old Aubrey Berry was booked early this morning and his bail was set at $1,000,000.

Cops say two other "persons of interest" -- who were allegedly at the airport with Berry at the time of the shooting -- are being questioned.

Mila Kunis -- What's Your Handicap?


She did star in "Krippendorf's Tribe" -- so maybe Mila Kunis deserved to park in a handicapped spot during a coffee run in L.A. yesterday ... right?

Ron White -- Fine with a Fine

Ron White was crackin' jokes about that stupid attempt to fine him for firing up a cigar in North Dakota -- but it still might be the State gettin' the last laugh.


TMZ ran into Ron outside Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills yesterday, where the funnyman finally addressed that dumb ass complaint filed by a plain-clothed officer in Bismarck who says he witnessed White breaking a city ordinance against smoking in a public place.

White seemed to be under the impression that he was off the hook -- but according to the Bismark City Attorney, Ron isn't out of the woods yet -- and will still probably have to pay that $100 fine -- chump change to a guy rollin' around the BH in a Bentley.

'Dog' Chases Car, Car Crashes, Perp Escapes


"Dog" Chapman was chasing one badass perp last night in Colorado -- so badass, in fact, that the guy was still able to escape Dog's grip after getting into a bad car accident.

Cops say just before midnight last night, Dog was tailing a guy who was wanted for being a no-show for a felony narcotics violation. According to KKTV, the dude's car suddenly crashed, rolling over in the process.

Not to be discouraged, cops say the perp jumped out of the wreckage and took off on foot -- and got away.

Now that's giving 110%.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Miss CA: On a windy day, you can see my nips

Miss California's fate in Trump's Hands


Trump is holding a press conference in an hour to announce Miss California's fate after all the drama a scantily clad photos surrounding her crown... Outcome coming soon!

Bruno's Anus (Sacha Baron Cohen)

Meinspace Vassup!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Dennis Rodman: Would you like assalt with your meal?

Dennis Rodman and his entourage are being accused of not only skipping out on a dinner bill, but also assault -- for bad measure.

Sources tell us, Rodman and some friends had dinner last night at the Gansevoort Hotel in Miami, and then left without paying the bill. When the manager and general manager of the restaurant tried to stop Rodman's party from leaving, an altercation erupted and the GM got punched in the face -- allegedly by a member of Rodman's posse.

Sources say the fight spilled into the street, and resulted in a rear view mirror being knocked off a $289,000 Lamborghini parked near the sidewalk.

Police confirm the Miami Beach PD responded to a call from the hotel right around the time the altercation took place. No word yet on whether the victim will press charges.

UPDATE: We spoke to the manager of Philippe, the restaurant in the hotel where all the drama happened. He tells us Dennis' party finished eating and tried to skip out on their $1000 tab. That's when they were chased down the street by management. During this portion of the altercation, Dennis went upstairs to the rooftop club.

Police were called and one of Dennis' posse was put in handcuffs. The restaurant agreed not to press charges if the bill was paid, and another member of Dennis' crew spotted the cash. Apparently during all the commotion, Dennis conveniently disappeared, but the Manager confirms Dennis ate with the rest of his crew before making his exit.

Miss USA - not all topless photos are equal

There's another reigning beauty queen who took some very topless photos before she won her pageant -- but unlike Carrie Prejean, Miss Rhode Island USA's crown was never ever in jeopardy.

According to Alysha Castonguay, she dropped her top for a Maxim magazine shoot and a few swimsuit calenders way before her competition -- but there was no controversy over the pics because they were all seen and approved by the Miss USA pageant officials.

But Alysha tells TMZ she feels for Miss Cali saying, "I personally believe this situation is stemming from the controversy over her opinion and not a photo."

The final decision on dethroning Carrie Prejean is still being deliberated by the Miss USA and Miss California officials.

Miss USA Photos

Miss California pals with Palin

They found each other through their shared hatred of gay marriage ... but fell in love over their passion for makeup and other assorted beauty products.

According to Miss California Carrie Prejean's dad, his daughter and Sarah Palin are phone buddies. The Alaskan Guv reportedly called Prejean to offer her support in her difficult crusade to stop gay people from getting hitched.

Hoff and daughter together again

David Hasselhoff has apparently made up with daughter Hayley yesterday, lunching at Joan's on Third. As we reported, The Hoff got into it big time with Hayley last weekend, just before he went to the hospital. Hasselhoff calls B.S. on reports he had a .39 blood alcohol level.

Hospital worker who sold celeb records dies

Bizzare twist in the case of the hospital worker who sold medical records of Britney Spears and Farah Fawcett to the tabloids ... she has died.



Lawanda Jackson pled guilty in December to violating the federal medical privacy law. She was scheduled to be sentenced on Monday, but her lawyer notified the judge that his client died from breast cancer on March 24.

Jackson had worked for the hospital for 32 years before her arrest.

Rihanna Nude Pic Scandal

Rihanna's camp is firing off the first response to nude pictures, allegedly of Rihanna, that hit the internet today.

RihannaTMZ has learned the legal department at Island Def Jam Music Group, RiRi's label, sent a letter to at least one website that published the photos. The letter refers to "unauthorized photos purported to be...Rihanna," demands that the photos be removed from the site, and calls the photos a violation of "the Artist's rights."

It's not clear whether Rihanna really is the woman in the buff because you can't see her face in the nude shots. She is clearly pictured in two fully clothed pics.

Interestingly, the letter from Island Def Jam does not deny (or confirm) if it's really Rihanna.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Manny Ramirez Suspended 50 games!

Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and will be suspended without pay for 50 games, the LA Times is reporting.

The Los Angeles Dodgers star is the most prolific player to be suspended by MLB since it began testing in 2003.

The paper is reporting Manny will attribute the positive test result to "medication received from a doctor for a personal medical issue."

According to the report, Manny stands to lose about $7.7 million.

The Dodgers currently have the best record in baseball.

Tom Brady puts a ring on it!



Tom Brady put a ring on Gisele.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

No swine flu for Eminem


Now that the swine flu epidemic has infected a staggering 4 of the 60 million residents of France -- Eminem was taking no chances of contracting the devastating illness while tooling around Paris yesterday.

Miss California

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Miss California USA says a revealing photo of herself appearing on the Web is "quite appropriate" for a model, and she has accused the gossip site that posted it of trying to belittle her Christian beliefs.
"I am a Christian, and I am a model," Carrie Prejean said in a statement. "Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith."

Disney Boob Screeners Let Go!

If you happen to be an exhibitionist, the Happiest Place on Earth just got a little happier -- 'cause Disney is dropping their last line of defense against roller-coaster boobie flashers.It's all over rides like Splash Mountain -- aka Flash Mountain -- where some people would whip out certain body parts in the hopes that the park camera would catch the nudity ... and then display the naked shot on the photo preview screens for all to see. Disney had created "image screening positions" to prevent the XXX shots from going public. But now, execs have told the OC Register the screeners have been "redeployed" -- and that they no longer need to monitor the rides because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."But before you run out and bare all, Disney claims they're still going to patrol the park for flashers ... and anyone who tries to turn the place into their own adult Fantasyland will still get a taste of Mickey's size 24. For the record, Donald still doesn't wear pants.

Dwight's Pre-Game Tweet!

ayyyy lets goo magic. aight yall nap time. wish me luck. i love u guys. lets get this one together. support us. we gonna miss shots miss freethrows. win our lose we need yall support. peaccceeeeeeeeeee

Monday, May 4, 2009

Crazy Brtiney Spears fan rushes stage

Last night in Mohegan Sun, CT a fan made it past security and onstage during Britney's final song.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Miss Vietnam USA claims pageant didnt pay her!


Congratulations Miss Vietnam USA -- you've just won $10,000 (which you're not getting) and a new car (which you have to finance yourself).

According to a lawsuit filed earlier this week in Orange County, Yen Le -- who was crowned Miss Vietnam USA in November 2007 -- is suing the pageant organizers because she alleges she was supposed to receive $10,000 and a new Mercedes for winning.

Now get this -- not only does she claim she never got the $10K, but she says the pageant made her lease the car in her own name ... and then they defaulted on the payments.

She's suing for over $50K in damages, plus interest, attorneys' fees and court costs.

Enrique sued for running over girls foot!


According to a lawsuit filed earlier this month, Enrique and his manager (who was driving) were leaving a radio station appearance in Glendale, Calif. back in 2007 when the manager allegedly ran over the foot of an 11-year-old girl. Sources say all the little girl wanted was an autograph.

The incident was apparently so scarring for the mother, that not only is she suing on behalf of her daughter, but she's also suing on her own behalf "as a result of witnessing the accident." Mom claims she suffered "emotional injury and emotional shock to her nervous system causing her damages."

Mother and daughter are seeking damages in excess of $25,000.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Britney to Sam Lutfi: It was nice knowing you...


Britney Spears' conservatorship was just granted a permanent restraining order on Brit's behalf against Sam Lutfi and a guy who once claimed to be Britney's attorney.

The restraining order lasts until April 28, 2012.

Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit's home, job or workplace.

Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed's place and any of Britney's family members' homes.

The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Man Buys Unitard, Declares Himself a Superhero


This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.

Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.

Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.

But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.

The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.

But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."

So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Jaguars Legend Booked on Multiple Drug Charges

Former Jacksonville Jaguar superstar Jimmy Smith has just been booked into a J-Ville detention facility on a slew of charges -- including 2 felony and 2 misdemeanor drug charges.

Smith -- who was arrested early this afternoon after being pulled over in Jacksonville -- was booked for felony possession of cocaine, possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license. Smith was also charged with felony possession/sell of a controlled substance.

Smith is being held on $5006.00 bond at the John E. Goode Pretrial Detention Facility in downtown J-Ville.

Actual Arrest Photos

Im on a Boat - Poseidon look at me!


This Earth Day I'm spending it on a Boat.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

E! vs. Access -- Celeb Tweet Battle


Bush & Rancic - The Twittersphere is gettin' nasty -- with a fight brewing between E!'s Giuliana Rancic and Access Hollywood's Billy Bush!

The catfight started with Rancic dissing Miss California, and the exchange only got more heated from there.

Rancic: i know i'm a journalist, and i should be objective...but she is an ignorant discrace [sic] and she makes me sick to my stomach.

Bush: Giuliana...if you were a jouranlist [sic], you would have edited yourself at the last minute, but you are on E! and that's good too.

Bush: interesting. Tensions mount with passion. hard 4 people (not just G.R.) to remain level. but Obama has same stance as Miss USA. need him

Rancic: You're knocking E!??? Are you suddenly a hard-hitting anchorman? Speaking of editing, you spelled 'journalist' wrong.

Bush: the pressure of 140 got to me. but we have same news guidelines as Nightly News and Today Show. so no, but yes.

Then, 30 minutes later, Bush raised the white flag and surrendered.

Bush: All right, all right. I like Guiliana too and her husband Bill (a former judge). We're off point. My fault. GR...Sorry. May have news soon